Numbing Cream

You’ve tried everything: bit down on sticks, got silly with alcohol, begged us to knock you out. Well, no more Rear-Naked-Choke for you because here’s a topical numbing cream laced with ancestral psychoactive brew blessed by witchery that’s so effective, it’ll dull the pain left in your soul from the attention you never received in your childhood.

DIRECTIONS FOR USE

Step 1: Have a banging body (Done!)

Step 2: Apply in circular motion for 30-60 second making sure it gets all into your itty bitty pores.

Allow product to penetrate for 45 minutes

Step 3: Go do sumthin sketchy

WHAT'S INCLUDED

Variety Pack

4 Tetracaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz

4 Lidocaine Sachets 4 ml / .14 fl oz

4 Benzocaine Sachets 3 ml / .10 fl oz